"The writer who possesses the creative gift owns something of which he is not always master- something that at times strangely wills and works for itself." Charlotte Bronte
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Sentence Imitation
"Here's a good rule to remember about rattlesnakes and scorpions: If you don't bother them, they won't bother you." "Usually." Holes, Louise Sachar p. 4 Complete written examples and pick your favourite and post.
1) "Here's a great thing to remember about the Harry Potter Fandom: If you let them make a Harry Potter joke, they'll want you to say when it's okay to do so." "Always."
2) "Here's a important thing to remember about Arabella and bacon: If you don't eat her bacon, she'll eat it." "Obviously."
"Here's a good rule to remember about survival games and skywars: If you sneak up on someone, you have to take them by surprise and then you will kill them" "Usually."
Second, AND My Favourite: "Here's a weird rule to remember about school and teachers: If you aren't careful, you might get in trouble." "Better be careful."
“Here’s something you should remember when you hear a scary noise in the middle of the night: It’s not a crazy killer with an axe, it’s probably just the air vent.”
“Probably.”
“Here’s a good tip to remember about me and my sushi: Never take it away from me, or I’ll get revenge on you!!!!”
"Here's a good rule to remember about people and being social: If you always only talk about yourself, they will start to ignore you." "Almost always."
1: "Here's a good thing to remember about Cat and cheese: If you steal the cheese, Cat will kill you." "Guaranteed." 2: "Here's a good thing to remember about brothers and sisters: If you don' t bug them, they'll bug you anyway." "Most of the time." BONUS: "Here's an important thing to remember for math on a worksheet: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong." "More often than not." ~Beth
"I don't really remember this happening, but they say that when I saw the small box given to me for my birthday, as I was opening it up carefully, I sat down with a grin on my face, yelled, "Hip! Hip! Hurray!" and stood back up with my IPhone in my hand."
"Here's something to remember about boos and Boohemoth (from Mario): If you look at them, they'll cover their faces and won't attack you." "But don't look away."
1. "Here's a good tip to remember about gods and goddesses: If you don't pray to them, they won't act kindly."
ReplyDelete"Always."
2. "Here's a good rule to remember about demons and witches: If you don't kill them, they will kill you."
'Mostly."
-Aidan
1) "Here's an important thing to remember about Amandas and mustaches: If you separate them, they will both attack you."
ReplyDelete"Always."
2) "Here's a helpful hint to remember about Cat and cheese: If you combine them, Cat will get hyper."
"Guaranteed."
" Here's a nice thing to remember about babies and balloons: If you pop a balloon in front of a baby, it won't like it."
ReplyDelete"Most of the time."
"Here's a good rule to remember about yourself and your safety: If you try to fly, you'll hurt yourself."
ReplyDelete"Sometimes."
1) "Here's a strict rule to remember about the military and the police force: If you don't have training, they will kick you out."
ReplyDelete"Definitely."
2) "Here's a good commandment to follow: If you treat others nicely, they will treat you the same way."
"Sometimes."
Number One:
ReplyDelete“Here’s a good rule to remember about hippogriffs and dragons: I f you insult them, they will attack.”
“More often than not.”
1) "Here's a great thing to remember about the Harry Potter Fandom: If you let them make a Harry Potter joke, they'll want you to say when it's okay to do so."
ReplyDelete"Always."
2) "Here's a important thing to remember about Arabella and bacon: If you don't eat her bacon, she'll eat it."
"Obviously."
~Jordan
"Here's a good rule to remember about gangsters and gangs: If you don't get involved with them, they won't hurt you."
ReplyDelete"Probably."
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Delete"Here's a good rule to remember about bees and knees: if you put them together, the bee gets knees."
ReplyDelete"Most of the time"
I don't even know..
DeleteNumber Two:
ReplyDelete“Here’s a bad rule to remember about Norwegian Ridgebacks and Chinese Fireballs: If you remember this rule, they will eat you”
“Always.”
"Here is some good advice when calming my brother down: It won't work, I tried it before."
ReplyDelete"Unless"
"Here is some good advice when trying to stop my mom and Danny from talking: If you can stop a waterfall, then you can stop them."
ReplyDelete"For sure!"
1. "Here's a good idea to remember about Cat and her cheese: separate them, Cat will hurt you."
ReplyDelete"That's common knowledge."
2. "Here's an important thing to remember about Mackenzie and Mass Extinction Sites: put them together, say goodbye to the world."
That's not good since she found one..."
~Cat
"Here's a good rule to remember about me and you: If you don't mess with me, I won't crush you."
ReplyDelete"Most likely."
"Here's a good rule to remember about survival games and skywars: If you sneak up on someone, you have to take them by surprise and then you will kill them"
ReplyDelete"Usually."
Second, AND My Favourite:
ReplyDelete"Here's a weird rule to remember about school and teachers: If you aren't careful, you might get in trouble."
"Better be careful."
My Sentence Imitation
ReplyDelete“Here’s something you should remember when you hear a scary noise in the middle of the night: It’s not a crazy killer with an axe, it’s probably just the air vent.”
“Probably.”
“Here’s a good tip to remember about me and my sushi: Never take it away from me, or I’ll get revenge on you!!!!”
“Well, maybe.”
"Here's a good rule to remember about people and being social: If you always only talk about yourself, they will start to ignore you."
ReplyDelete"Almost always."
~Mackenzie
Very true
Delete"Here's a tip to remember about knives and forks: If you don't use them for food, they will hurt you."
ReplyDelete"Most of the time."
"Here's a tip to remember about Matthew and Lucas: If you put them together, they will hurt you."
"For sure."
1:
ReplyDelete"Here's a good thing to remember about Cat and cheese: If you steal the cheese, Cat will kill you."
"Guaranteed."
2:
"Here's a good thing to remember about brothers and sisters: If you don' t bug them, they'll bug you anyway."
"Most of the time."
BONUS:
"Here's an important thing to remember for math on a worksheet: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong."
"More often than not."
~Beth
I came up with the last one just now.
DeleteThey are all well done
Delete"Here's an interesting fact to remember about turtles and tortoises: If you take their picture, they will not usually run away." "Almost always."
ReplyDelete"I don't really remember this happening, but they say that when I saw the small box given to me for my birthday, as I was opening it up carefully, I sat down with a grin on my face, yelled, "Hip! Hip! Hurray!" and stood back up with my IPhone in my hand."
ReplyDelete"Here's something to remember about boos and Boohemoth (from Mario): If you look at them, they'll cover their faces and won't attack you."
ReplyDelete"But don't look away."
Here's a good tip about clowns: If you don't laugh at them, they'll make others laugh at you."
ReplyDelete"ALWAYS." (Don't smell the flowers...)
Here's a great tip about chemistry: If you don't explode chemistry, chemistry won't explode you.
~Arabella
Forgot the "Always." at the end of my second one. Whoops.
DeleteNumber One:
ReplyDelete"Here's something to remember about annoying younger brothers: If you don't take their stuff, they won't take yours."
"Hopefully."
Number Two:
Here's an important fact to remember about cyborg unicorns: If you mess with the unicorn, you get the horn."
"Always."
~ Mrs Girly Man (Inside Joke, It's Amanda)
"Here's a good rule to remember about dragons and treasure: If you don't take any, they won't scald you." "Usually."
ReplyDelete"Here's a good rule to remember about the beast and players: If you stay where you are, you'll get eliminated." "Mostly."